Non sequitur haikus

[sourland]

Long ago Mom said
Gettin' old ain't for sissies
Right once again, Mom.

She also told me
Getting old is not a sin
But acting old is.

The trip is still fun
The future remains unknown
Body fail me not.

 

[MROO]

Resolution Check.
"Catch up on postponed health stuff."
Five down ... nine to go!

 

[Sally PB]

Working out daily;
Have not missed a single day!
It's almost fun now.

 

[sourland]

I'm still doing steps
So far superseding goals
I get 'almost' fun.

At one time I ran
Still have dreams where I'm running
Time to start again?

 

[Sally PB]

My poor ol' left foot.
Here's a rundown of its ills:
First came a bunion:

Big bump by big toe.
Then came Morton's neuroma.
Now it's plantar warts.

 

[tranquiliti]

My poor ol' left foot.
Here's a rundown of its ills:
First came a bunion:

Big bump by big toe.
Then came Morton's neuroma.
Now it's plantar warts.

My broken right foot
Did not heal back properly:
I’ve a bunion, too.

Supermodel? Nah.
As I kid I did ballet,
Can I dance again?

 

[RoyalChick]

Interesting feet,
The foot doctor's quiet mutter,
High arch, wide and square.

I hear the Doc's words
And wish my feet were boring.
Still I hobble on.

 

[Sally PB]

I once saw pictures
Of a ballerina's feet.
Dainty? Pretty? NO!

 

[MROO]

My knees, the oldest
part of my body. Son says,
"Wait ... soon the youngest!"

Don't want to Haiku
My current pref'rence is a
good KARATE chop!

 

[Sally PB]

Rest in peace, buddy.
My rooster has passed away.
Go fly high and free.