Non sequitur haikus

[electrycmonk]

As promised, pictures
showing how dry it is now
and of course, the pit…

the cracks in the soil
wide enough to fit my hand
and not touch any



Kindling, tongue-tied
over a 100 in shade
still, no rain in sight…



Native sunflowers
as You can see have succumbed
Pre-mature dying…

 

[Sally PB]

It looks crispy dry
As shown in your pictures, Monk.
Cracked ground, thirsty Earth.

 

[electrycmonk]

It looks crispy dry
As shown in your pictures, Monk.
Cracked ground, thirsty Earth.

Quite right, the grass snaps
when I walk across the yard
Mother natures tease?

Here is the forecast
Plan to water next few nights
before bonfire test

Last couple forecasts
the rains evaporated
before it got here…

 

[MROO]

Quite right, the grass snaps
when I walk across the yard
Mother natures tease?

Here is the forecast
Plan to water next few nights
before bonfire test

Last couple forecasts
the rains evaporated
before it got here…
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It's a shame Debby
didn't spread the wealth a bit.
We would have shared her!

 

[electrycmonk]

It's a shame Debby
didn't spread the wealth a bit.
We would have shared her!

My timing is off
I wanted to make a joke
“Debby does Dallas”

 

[sourland]

Monk's timing is off,
but better late than never
provides a chuckle.

 

[MROO]

My timing is off
I wanted to make a joke
“Debby does Dallas”


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Careful there, Monkman,
Only us Old Folks get that.
You're dating yourself!

 

[electrycmonk]

Careful there, Monkman,
Only us Old Folks get that.
You're dating yourself!

That’s why I used quotes
Leanin’ towards that “R” Rating;
Skirtin’ that “PG”

Wanna keep status
5 years here as a “good boy”
don’t wanna faceplant!

Worried, dating self?
I’m rollin’ on floor laughing
not on my radar!

 

[MROO]

That’s why I used quotes
Leanin’ towards that “R” Rating;
Skirtin’ that “PG”

Wanna keep status
5 years here as a “good boy”
don’t wanna faceplant!

Worried, dating self?
I’m rollin’ on floor laughing
not on my radar!

Dating: Revealing
your age to the rest of the
world, Oh Silly One!

 

[MROO]

Okay, where ARE y'all?
It's gettin' pretty quiet
around these here parts!