Non sequitur haikus

[MROO]

Can't find my chickens!
Now I have "Kee-Birds" squawking:
"Kee-, Kee-RAP, it's cold!"

 

[MROO]

Can't find my chickens!
Now I have "Kee-Birds" squawking:
"Kee-, Kee-RAP, it's cold!"

Young stock speaking "Kee."
Main flock stays in where it's warm
Old hens are smarter!

 

[Sally PB]

Want to learn new things,
Feel like it's a big struggle.
Addlepated me.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Feel so ambitious!
Many things I want to do...
But ... lack energy.

I've heard that youth is
Wasted on the young, and now
I think I agree.

Where did my youth go?
I thought I had all the time
In the world. Guess not!

But now I have time
To sit back, chill and relax
And that's a comfort.

 

[MROO]

Mozart hates chickens.
They go on all day about
Bach, Bach Bach Bach-ach!

 

[EmmaDonovan]

Breakfast burritos
made with eggs from your own hens
are so delicious.

 

[MROO]

Breakfast burritos
made with eggs from your own hens
are so delicious.

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Winter's cold and dark.
Not a single egg for weeks.
Bunch of freeloaders!

 

[AntiqueB]

Snow! White! So scary!
We will stay in the coop, thanks!
Two days later -- OUT!

 

[electrycmonk]

Ice & snow are gone
next few weeks have a reprieve
a balmy forecast…

Farmers Almanac
“Batting a thousand” so far
quite fascinating

#TalkinHaiku

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Cold is behind us!
Temps will be in the fifties.
We may get some rain!