Non sequitur haikus

[BigBlueHen53]

Happy birthday, Sal!
Look how many friends you have!
Best wishes to you!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What's the going price
for fresh, home-grown eggs, today?
Five bucks plus in stores!

Four dollars for mine.
Double what I used to ask -
And had no takers!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

My sister in law
Said they were eight in the store
But I was fresh out.

 

[Sally PB]

Neighbor has chickens,
And I have chickens also.
Plenty of eggs here!

 

[Sally PB]

When will people see
Eggs' protein is still cheaper
Than protein from steak?

 

[MROO]

Neighbor has chickens,
And I have chickens also.
Plenty of eggs here!

One young hen lays while
eleven freeloaders laze
with one retired pet!

 

[MROO]

Three more eggs so far!
I now have two young hens off
the Freeloader List!

 

[MROO]

With five eggs this year,
does this mean Spring is coming,
eventually?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

The Palindrome Pair:
"Madam, I'm Adam," said he.
And she replied, "Eve."

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Surely Spring cometh!
It's just around the corner...
February, GO!