Non sequitur haikus

[BigBlueHen53]

Chickens came outside.
They looked upon the white stuff.
And said, "No thank you!"

 

[MROO]

Chickens came outside.
They looked upon the white stuff.
And said, "No thank you!"

I commiserate.
These days, I do the same thing
and stay in MY coop!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Haikus are so fun!
I love to communicate
In five, seven, five.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Where's @electrycmonk ?
He started all this madness!
Let him show his face!

 

[MROO]

Where's @electrycmonk ?
He started all this madness!
Let him show his face!

The monk man hideth.
He has so many projects
He's always workin'!

 

[tranquiliti]

Turned in my two weeks’
notice the day before last.
Stunned by the response:

“Wishing you all the
best on your next adventure.
[And] thank you for your

Consistent pursuit
of excellence. The team will
miss you! [Signed, the boss].”

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[BigBlueHen53]

I can go up stairs
Without bending my right knee!
One... step ... at ... a ... time.

Here I am to clean,
The coop does not smell today!
Frozen poop don't stink!

I think in haiku.
Thanks, @electrycmonk, for that!
Rhythm soothes my soul.

 

[Sally PB]

My knee didn't hurt.
Until, suddenly, it did!
My body's aging.

It's the same here too.
Bent over to close up nests:
For me it's my back.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Back, neck, elbow, knee -
I never know what will fail
From one day to next!

 

[sourland]

Back, neck, elbow, hands -
If I wake and nothing hurts,
I would be amazed.