Non sequitur haikus

[MROO]

Back, neck, elbow, knee -
I never know what will fail
From one day to next!

All together, now
"Head, shoulders, knees and toes," 'cause
it's Sing-Along Time!

 

[MROO]

Been a rough few days.
Waiting for third shoe to drop.
Two deaths in three days.

 

[sourland]

Lost a tooth today.
Ate a panini for lunch.
Crown came off dead tooth.

 

[AntiqueB]

Panini is good.
I once broke a canine tooth
On pasta salad.

 

[sourland]

Dentist always asks
What were you eating, glass rocks?
Pasta salad, sir.

 

[AntiqueB]

Listen to music,
Nostalgia hits, makes me sad.
So many missed dreams.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I think of "missed dreams"
Sometimes. But look at real life.
I have no regrets.

 

[MROO]

I think of "missed dreams"
Sometimes. But look at real life.
I have no regrets.

Just one true regret.
Not calling out monsters when
they first showed intent.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I treat my chickens:
They love their daily goodies!
Sunnies, worms and scratch.

 

[MROO]

More bad news today.
Repair shop totaled my van.
Murphy, go home, now!