"Note To Self"

[Bird Collector]

Okay lets hear all the crazy things that happen to us. It is very theraputic to laugh at your self.

Let me start "Self" do NOT place the diet coke you bought at Tractor supply while checking out in your cart as you travel across a bumpy parking lot.....and then open it in you car wearing a white shirt with two more stops to go. Your turn

 

[Chickengal505]

Self: Do not name the one baby chick that looks like it's wearing eye liner, Madonna. Because more than likely it's a boy.

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

This is a fantastic idea, I'm surprised it hasn't taken off by now!

 

[sfw2]

Self: Before you crank up your MP3 player and air-guitar along with Pete Townshend on Baba O'Riley, make sure DD1 isn't in the kitchen, taking video on her phone.

 

[chicmom]

Well, when your husband yells out the window, "Watch out for that big black snake!" Try paying attention, and not taking that next step!

I can laugh now...the snake only scraped my foot with it's fangs.....I did jump and flail around like an idiot, which saved me, I guess...

 

[Bantimna]

Note to Self: Don't put your "temporary" items in one place and then when you would like to move, it's a pain in the butt.

 

[eenie114]

Note to self: PLEASE remember that not everybody is out to get you.

 

[matthewschickens]

NTS: Don't take a cage to the farm show.

 

[gryeyes]

Note to self: Shuffling your feet is the best way to move when surrounded by chickens. Remember that the next time you NEARLY step on one and go into gyrations to avoid it, whilst carrying a shirt-full of gathered eggs.

Second note: Consider carrying an actual egg basket to gather eggs.

 

[danischi24]

My NTS from last week: Do not test new electric bug zapper with own finger.