"Note To Self"

[A.T. Hagan]

Note to (other) self:

DO NOT put eggs in your pockets. Under any circumstances.

When cleaning out the hen house, brooder, or washing waterers KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

Pay attention to the calendar. If a major holiday falls on the day you usually buy feed the dealer is not going to be open! Neither will any other feed dealer.

 

[mom'sfolly]

NTS- do not try to wash the squirming baby with the phone in your hand
NTS- do not change boy babies on your bed unless you have time to wash all your bedding. They can and will pee over their own shoulders.
NTS- take the eggs out of your pants pocket before you get in the car.
NTS- do not ever let small boys put crayons in their pockets.
NTS- chickens will peck pink-painted toenails, Every! Single! Time!

 

[caspernc]

NTS: ALWAYS go to the rest room before going all the way to the barn.

 

[LittleChickenLady]

NTS: Never stand on the desk chair with wheels to try to reach something on a top shelf.