So ... how's this for germa-phobe horror story ....
About 20 feet along the back door of my old barn the horses stand and churn up the ground until they have a patch a pig would love - about 3 feet deep of sucking, poop created muddy mess.
Coming out to do something in the paddock - walking with momentum pushing me forward and my hands full of something - the mud sucked hold of my boot and my foot came out ... it was either loose my balance and face plant in horse poo or keep my step and come down bare foot (after all, I never have time for socks and it wouldn't have made this better) in the goo.
So I finished my chore with one boot one and bare foot slopping around in horse-poo mud ... then pulled up my boot and headed to the shower.
Frankly - I hear of more chickens dying in places that coddle them - they NEED to be exposed to the dirt and some stress for their bodies to grow strong. Human immune systems that are not exposed to pet hair, dirt and other "icky" stuff suffer and most likely develop asthma. I know it sounds a little preachy -but really - if you are too clean and fussy ... you are fighting a loosing battle, wasting your time and still not being as healthy as you are striving for.
And it feels good to have your hands in good dirt - it really does. I also like to run my hands along the leaves of my fruit trees - like petting them.