Cuz you're a girl. I'm a guy. Though now that I'm older I have an I don't care what some folks think attitude.
DW says she doesn't care but sometimes a woman won't say what she really thinks.
Then a guys going "what's the matter?" and she's says "nothing!" and he's like "are you sure everythings all right?" and she says "everythings fine, don't I always put too much pepper in the meat loaf and huff around the house all the time!?." NOW EAT IT!! I DON'T CARE IF IT IS RAW!! "
And he's like, "maybe I'll just go to McDonalds for dinner"
Then the kid in McDonalds says "uh sir it looks like your head is bleeding" and he says "no it's just Ketch Up from a meat loaf that hit me in the back of my head when I was leaving to come here.
(disclaimer, this did not really happen, well only in my mind, but was written for your amusement.
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