Ok who started the emu talk?? This is insane. Now I'm researching birds as big as a horse. @Beer can you!! Had to get me started didn't you.. I think you should have to pay 50% of the startup cost if I end up stuck on these blasted birds!! I don't think farming is a good thing for me.
...we could have emu races at Chickenstock.......

I plan on rehoming mine when he/she is about a foot or so tall, but I want to do it anyways.. 
