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The Hen: By Oliver Herford
Alas! my Child, where is the Pen
That can do Justice to the Hen?
Like Royalty, She goes her way
Laying Foundations every day
Though not for Public Buildings, yet
For Custard, Cake and Omelette.
Or if too Old for such a use
They have their Fling at some Abuse,
As when to Censure Plays Unfit,
Upon the Stage they make a Hit,
Or at Elections Seal the Fate
Of an Obnoxious Candidate.
No wonder, Child, we prize the Hen
Whose Egg is Mightier than the Pen.
It's ok, honey... Everyone lays a little fart egg now and then... You don't have to hide your face anymore...