Of Course...

[7Maples]

I went out to shut our birds in for the night and to collect the eggs. In order to collect the eggs I have to walk under where the chickens roost in the rafters. Spells disaster right? Well I've been lucky for almost six years. Tonight however I walked under one of our older Barred Rock girls and just barely missed her bomb. I jumped out of the way went "Ha Ha you missed"

and then Malfoy, a Barred rooster, dropped a mega bomb right on my head. Of course he did...

If that wasn't enough of a "trauma" though Malfoy had to cackle at me! I turned glared, he stopped and skooched away from me. That's right Mal, love ya but don't push it bub we LOVE chicken and dumplings!

 

[AccentOnHakes]

Ah, it's okay. The other day my EE was on my arm, then she pooped and it landed on my pants. Of course, it had to be ceceal poop....

 

[7Maples]

Ceceal poop? I have no idea what that means.

 

[NYRIR]

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The really nasty orangey,gooey poops...the lining poops...

 

[BrattishTaz]

You know they had been planning that for at least 5 years.

 

[7Maples]

OH! That nasty stuff! Yeah, glad it wasn't that!


I think it's been passed down from parent to offspring. The urge to bomb us but no one's had the courage until now. Mal's dad, Cogburn, was a mean old rooster that got taken out by a riding lawn mower because he thought it was trying to get his women, so I'm not all that shocked that Malfoy was the culprit! Looking back I can see the plotting in their little beady eyes every time I'd pet them as I'd walk by to collect eggs. I just haven't been the one to do it in a while so this must have felt like their only shot! If I go in there again I think I'll take an umbrella with me!

 

[NYRIR]

:d

 

[mrs918]

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[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Darn chickens. They DO (unfortunately) have a sense of humor. I've been pooped on many times- once by a broody. And also once my EE pooped on my head RIGHT AFTER I got out of the shower

Oh, and

 

[theoldchick]