Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Buff Hooligans]

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That just didnt seem to read the way I want it to

And I am the sick one???????? REALLY??????????

I bet Boyd could find us a blowing smiley.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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<waiting on Beaner to sneak in and set the basket on fire...>

Is it bad that I can totally visualize all of this happening and I think it's normal?

No worse than me snickering at work when I'm supposed to be working.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I like you Bows. I'm sure one or two of the ghouls on this thread could be bought off enough to like you too...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Beaners would only toast me if I still had hold of her Panera cinnamon sugar bagel slathered with cream cheese. Otherwise, she lurves me.

 

[maple]

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I'll trade ya all the boxes of hamburger helper someone gave me for your pb and j.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Oh I lurve EVERYONE here because you aren't the freaking dumb butt drama llamas at work.

 

[AK Michelle]

PB & J are my favorite. Egg salad is a close 2nd.

DS (11) was lecturing me on how we could save money by keeping all the chickens we currently have. He actually said "If we keep them all it would double egg production and the boys could go in the freezer. I mean, come on mom, you could come home not know what to have for dinner and then say 'I know, roosters' and it wouldn't even cost you money."

I was pretty proud of him, I know he's only using logic and math because he probably wants to spend the saved money on a video game, but for now I'm just happy he's actually reading (Where else would he learn the term 'egg production')

 

[LarryPQ]

I dream that one day, I will be able to take a crap by myself. Or perhaps, without someone opening the door, bringing in a stepstool, and sitting down to demand cheetos.

When you dream, dream big.
As big as the ocean blue.
Because when you dream it might come true,
So when dream, dream big.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Dumb Butt Drama Llamas. May they be sheared and sent to Siberia during winter.

 

[scbatz33]

serama chickies

three march babies with a 5 day old orp.