Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[pwdhorn]

Maybe her husband was a real poop and now she can poop him out. LOL

 

[maple]

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What about the ashes? GROSS! I must have missed that

oh too bad cuz me and nelly had a rompin good time on fb last night talking about all the freaks on my strange addiction.

This lady's (and I'm talking YOUNG) lady's husband died from an athsma attack and she carries his urn box around it's like shiny black laquer with his face pic on the cover and there's a plastic bag with his ashes (that includes the embalming fluid he was treated with before the burn) in it...when she got the urn back somehow some ashes got on her fingers and she didn't feel right washing it off so she sucked her fingers and now she gets off on it and ran in the bathroom and locked herself in and started sucking away when her mom threatened to take the urn away. but you could hear her with the bag and the rustling and her mom yellin at the door, how much are you eating? so far she ate a pound and there was only 5 lbs to start with and she was afraid she was gonna eat him all and there wouldn't be any part of him left so she worried about having a melt down.

That's excitement!

 

[maple]

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You forgot about the hermadaphite (sp?) who lived hiiisssher? life as a diaper and was addicted to wearing a diaper and going pee pee in it and sleeping in a crib and sucking on binkies and drinking from baby bottles.

 

[maple]

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but that's the thing....supposedly he was a good man but she worried about having nothing left of him if she kept eating him...she didn't want to sleep with an empty box....but how very sad she felt she had to carry his ashes around...she talked to the urn about if he liked a certain shoe she was trying on. hmmmm, things ya don't see every day.

 

[Orchid]

This thread certainly took an interesting turn when I scooted out to do some banking.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

The diaper person wasn't new this week. Only bleach, plastic and cremains.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Because I am wrong like this - what is she gonna do when she runs out of the dust and gets to the chunks. It's just a whack-a-do version of Fun-dip. Think I'll stay with cherry flavor.

 

[maple]

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but it was knew to me

 

[maple]

mmmmmm.....fun dip. I remember making my own version with kool aid and sugar in middle school.

 

[maple]

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do you need my routing number?