Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

Catheters, ugh, no thanks. Luckily for me I have the 24 ounce bladder.

 

[dacjohns]

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I came home to a JW brochure shoved in my door the other day. I think I need some attack geese. (No offense to any JWs on this thread. I just do not enjoy being accosted by the religion of others in my own home.)

Sorry 'bout your taxes, Laree. You guys are making me love my accountant even more than I already do.

You can just scare the daylights out of the Mormons and then they won't come see you. DD14 answered the door dressed in black, hair dyed black, with a rat in the front of her tank top, so his head was visible, and holding back our barking black Pittie mix.

They used to visit every 5 weeks. They haven't come back in 13 months.

What's your address? I'll send them back.

 

[dacjohns]

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You can just scare the daylights out of the Mormons and then they won't come see you. DD14 answered the door dressed in black, hair dyed black, with a rat in the front of her tank top, so his head was visible, and holding back our barking black Pittie mix.

They used to visit every 5 weeks. They haven't come back in 13 months.

I bet dacs wouldn't be scared of your DD.

Would you dacs?

Nope, I've seen worse. Now the dog might be a different story.

 

[LarryPQ]

I dont mess with the LDS. Outta respect for my peeps.

 

[dacjohns]

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Sorry, accidently hit the submit button. You will get to see my real response a few posts down.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You can just scare the daylights out of the Mormons and then they won't come see you. DD14 answered the door dressed in black, hair dyed black, with a rat in the front of her tank top, so his head was visible, and holding back our barking black Pittie mix.

They used to visit every 5 weeks. They haven't come back in 13 months.

What's your address? I'll send them back.

Why, so DD can do a repeat of that? Only now she's got two black dogs to hold back.

 

[dacjohns]

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Mahonri knows where you live.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I don't mind ANY religion as long as they don't feel the need to try to convince me to join them.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Kool aid is good. We drink it by the half-gallon, with 1/4-1/3 less sugar than the directions call for. We had tropical cherry the other day, and cherryberry the time before that. Blue lime isn't bad but orange lime looks kinda scary. Black gracherry is pretty to look at and tastes good.

Someday we will quit combining the flavors but were getting bored with them straight.

Kool-aid is a required staple at our house. What do you mix to get black gracherry? I will have to make some orange lime to bug the children. They'll probably think it's bug juice and drink it anyways.

Grape and black cherry. Its very tasty and a MUCH better purple than grape alone. Leaves a kool mustache on the kids but don't tell DD....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I bet dacs wouldn't be scared of your DD.

Would you dacs?

Nope, I've seen worse. Now the dog might be a different story.

The dog is nicer than the kid.