Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

Mahonri is still trying to get me to go to church....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Kool-aid is a required staple at our house. What do you mix to get black gracherry? I will have to make some orange lime to bug the children. They'll probably think it's bug juice and drink it anyways.

Grape and black cherry. Its very tasty and a MUCH better purple than grape alone. Leaves a kool mustache on the kids but don't tell DD....

Oh fun........ Will add black cherry Kool Aid to the shopping list.

 

[LarryPQ]

Be back soon. Gotta go do actual work now. Enjoy your cubies. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

 

[wegotchickens]

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I don't mind ANY religion as long as they don't feel the need to try to convince me to join them.

Last time a pick-up full of emmisaries pulled up at the old farmstead, Grandpa let out all the coon dogs. Since he honked when it was feeding time, and the preachers honked to get attention, those dogs were ALL OVER that pick-up!!!

Grandpa stood back and pretended to be deaf when they asked him to call off the dogs. And then he went into his trailer, got a bottle of whiskey and brought it back outside to offer them a drink.

He later said, "They lit outta here like they're asses was on fahr."

And then he laughed and laughed.....

 

[wegotchickens]

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I'd go, out of curiosity. I've been to a LOT of churches for that reason.
Never found one that had the snakes though....

 

[Orchid]

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[Orchid]

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I don't mind ANY religion as long as they don't feel the need to try to convince me to join them.

Last time a pick-up full of emmisaries pulled up at the old farmstead, Grandpa let out all the coon dogs. Since he honked when it was feeding time, and the preachers honked to get attention, those dogs were ALL OVER that pick-up!!!

Grandpa stood back and pretended to be deaf when they asked him to call off the dogs. And then he went into his trailer, got a bottle of whiskey and brought it back outside to offer them a drink.

He later said, "They lit outta here like they're asses was on fahr."

And then he laughed and laughed.....

Proof positive that Lori does indeed live in TN.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Last time a pick-up full of emmisaries pulled up at the old farmstead, Grandpa let out all the coon dogs. Since he honked when it was feeding time, and the preachers honked to get attention, those dogs were ALL OVER that pick-up!!!

Grandpa stood back and pretended to be deaf when they asked him to call off the dogs. And then he went into his trailer, got a bottle of whiskey and brought it back outside to offer them a drink.

He later said, "They lit outta here like they're asses was on fahr."

And then he laughed and laughed.....

Proof positive that Lori does indeed live in TN.

Actually the old farmstead is in GA.
I'm the only member of my family in TN

 

[Orchid]

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Well then, that explains a lot.

Aw, you know I lurves you Lori.

Your grandpa sounds like a hoot!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Well then, that explains a lot.

Aw, you know I lurves you Lori.

Your grandpa sounds like a hoot!

Grandpa was a BIG hoot and I miss him bunches. When I went to college, and Mom was giving me the list of "Do & Don't"s, Grandpa just smiled. When it was his turn to hug me, he said, "Don't be good, be careful!" and then he winked at me. He passed away before I graduated though and that was sad.

He was from AZ, and Daddy moved him to live by us when Grandpa accidently shot himself in the leg with his pistol and didn't notice until his boot filled with blood. He said the bullet passed right through into the seat of the truck, so he just "doctored up" his leg and went on with whatever he was doing at the time. Said the worst part was cleaning the boot. Daddy was not amused...

I'm actually glad that happened. Grandpa had a lot of great stories we wouldn't have heard if he hadn't lived across the lot from us growing up. He didn't want to live in the farmhouse, so he only came over when mom cooked a big meal. His favorite was flapjacks.