Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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That's easier for boys....but speaking of which...reminds me of the time my boyfriend wouldn't pull over to let me go in the ditch so I stuck my hiney out the window...I showed him! And everyone else on the interstate plus it was my car so I had to take it to get washed the next day....

They apparently make those pee in a bottle things for women. Got me.

The window wasn't that hard to do...just made my cheeks cold.

 

[Orchid]

Well, it's been fun, but if I don't do some real work I am going to be stuck here all weekend.

In the words of Lori's immortalized grandpa: Don't be good, be careful!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I can leave 'em with DH if I've already popped. No point taking the children with me.

 

[maple]

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You can just scare the daylights out of the Mormons and then they won't come see you. DD14 answered the door dressed in black, hair dyed black, with a rat in the front of her tank top, so his head was visible, and holding back our barking black Pittie mix.

They used to visit every 5 weeks. They haven't come back in 13 months.

I bet dacs wouldn't be scared of your DD.

Would you dacs?

He's a biologists...he's seen saskwatches and goat suckers....



***like how I spelled?

 

[maple]

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darn tootin

 

[maple]

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I don't mind ANY religion as long as they don't feel the need to try to convince me to join them.

Last time a pick-up full of emmisaries pulled up at the old farmstead, Grandpa let out all the coon dogs. Since he honked when it was feeding time, and the preachers honked to get attention, those dogs were ALL OVER that pick-up!!!

Grandpa stood back and pretended to be deaf when they asked him to call off the dogs. And then he went into his trailer, got a bottle of whiskey and brought it back outside to offer them a drink.

He later said, "They lit outta here like they're asses was on fahr."

And then he laughed and laughed.....

I like your grandpa!

 

[maple]

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I'd go, out of curiosity. I've been to a LOT of churches for that reason.
Never found one that had the snakes though....

Aren't they down south? ...the ones with the snakes that is.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I'd go, out of curiosity. I've been to a LOT of churches for that reason.
Never found one that had the snakes though....

Aren't they down south? ...the ones with the snakes that is.

The ONLY way I am going to a church that has SNAKES is if I get to take my gun with snake shot with me and practice my snake killing.

Yuck.

 

[maple]

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you didn't say darn

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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you didn't say darn

Nope. I figured my normal edit would be ok. Freaking would work I think.