Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[wegotchickens]

Yeah, I did.

Calendar was found, pocky-clips averted. I was looking for it to fill out some vacation request forms. Apparently early this morning I started filling them out although I have no memory of it. How weird is that?

 

[wegotchickens]

Hatching Guinea Pigs

Total n00b, Freudian slip, or in desperate need of a sex ed class. You decide.

 

[AK Michelle]

This morning my son was helping me feed and water the kids in the brooder. There are 13 Helo-raptors (Icelandics are flying machines!) in the lower level so when you open it they all come flying out and land all over me, him, the brooder, one went across the room... you get the picture.

Once we got all the little feather-heads back behind closed doors, I asked him if my shirt was still clean, and he had me check him too then we went to the car and, viola! now it is almost noon.

I just went to powder my nose and as I was sitting there, I looked at my sandal clad feet, admiring my pretty toe-nails, when I realized I shoulda checked my bare toes a little earlier.

 

[wegotchickens]

I didn't know they made Chicken Poop foot balm now....

Glad you don't ask your minions to kiss your feet while you're sitting on the throne!

 

[wegotchickens]

Want to see something funny?

In the South this is almost as dangerous as "Hey Dude, watch this!"

 

[MSDeb]

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Usually preceded by, "hold my beer".

 

[jbowyer01]

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I had a girlfriend in high school that said "Dude watch this" right before her massive car accident.

She ended up in the hospital with a busted pelvis. I sat and made fun of her. She still calls me and will say Dude watch this.

Yes I live i the south LOL.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Usually preceded by, "hold my beer".

EXACTLY!!!

 

[wegotchickens]

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I had a girlfriend in high school that said "Dude watch this" right before her massive car accident.

She ended up in the hospital with a busted pelvis. I sat and made fun of her. She still calls me and will say Dude watch this.

Yes I live i the south LOL.

Souths like someone I went to High School with....

 

[LarryPQ]

Oh Sister - how do you annoy me? Let me count the ways.



She AGAIN texted me to ask for a favor.

Do I respond? Do I tell her, "Not everyone has text. It costs people TONS of money when you don't. If you want a favor, be an adult and call an ask for one. dont be a passive agressive little crao."



Think that would go over well?


I should just NellaBean her patootie. LIke napalm.