Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[jbowyer01]

Ok so its presently 4:freakin30 in the morning. I've been up since 2:freakin30 and cant sleep. So I came here to the wonderful and loving OW thread. How sad is that LOL. Four pages of loving support for feathered wedding wear, deathtrap barns (which by the way is kinda like my spare room closet), running/jogging which is supposed to prevent death by making you healthier but sounds like torture to me, evil HOAs that make you get rid of your loving pets instead of the obnoxious neighbor youd love to see get eaten by cheetahs or was it giraffes, swollen painful boobs and Nella ending up in the firey pitts of doom which sounds like it might be located somewhere on Sparkles farm and all is right in the OW world.


















See being extremely exhausted but unable to sleep makes me a wittier person.











Good Morning everyone.. Oh and I forgot theres Bionic legs for saddina that throw knives at Boyd for some reason.

 

[saddina]

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Long standing joke with backstory.

Back in the late 90's I spent summers traveling with my hippee aunt (music professor during the rest of the year), she'd pile us in this old falling apart winnebago, and she'd play as a harpist at various ren faires, SCA and civil war reenactments (yes these were paying gigs). After doing some work as a costume seamstress (i'll dig up some wedding gowns i've done), I got a job as a knife-thower's assistant (read "target"), alas like many pretty boys the relationship was doomed, but I did learn throwing and juggling before I caught him with a bellydancer (on the list of odd skills I posess as well).

Boyd and I have a deal, he'll teach me to shoot If I'll teach him to throw (this is amazingly dangerious as my epic clumsiness is well documented).

 

[mclevinson]

DH and I have upper respiratory crud too. And I wanna hedgehog. Thats darn cute.

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[call ducks]

Ughh Morning All

 

[Southernbelle]

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That was just awesome, Bows!

Hope you're taking a nap now.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Mornin Ducky.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Poor Belle.

Poor Laree. She has so many funny things to say to cheer up Belle.

 

[LarryPQ]

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uhhhhh....

It's warm and cuddly in there. He would like it. Any small animal would. I have put kits in there to warm them up. Multi-purpose bosom.

I've used chicks that were freezing and catatonic.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Sounds like the OW thread has something contaigious. You're sick, I'm sick, Saddi's sick, Beaner's sick in the head. Who else is down with something? I always look forward to the first day of school, but by Friday of the first week, oldest DD came home with a cold and shared it with the whole family. Ugh.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Hey, I missed those parts!


Good mornin' Jbows. Hope you are feeling good today.