Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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I hope this wasnt me. Sometimes I am so cluelessly pushy.
 
I have a peeing on a dirt road story: Young, dumb, out road tripping with the guys (aka driving around drinking beer on back roads), stopped to pee. Guys went to the front of the truck, I went to the back, squatted down, got an ice cold nose to the rear end - farm dog out for a midnight stroll!
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Do I have a right to be upset?

I thought it was that you have to fight for your right to partaaay? ok, nevermind...I'll stop singing old Beastie Boy tunes in my head.
 
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I hope this wasnt me. Sometimes I am so cluelessly pushy.

OH no. You don't hold a candle - much to YOUR credit.
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Oh my orchy...that would have been a show stopper right there.
 
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I am not a screamer as a general rule.

I screamed my head off.

Then I petted the nice doggie, once I realized he had no intentions of biting off my unmentionables.
 
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I hope this wasnt me. Sometimes I am so cluelessly pushy.

OH no. You don't hold a candle - much to YOUR credit.
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Where to, to see this atrocity in action?
 
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uuurp is right....pretty lights though.


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I am not a screamer as a general rule.

I screamed my head off.

Then I petted the nice doggie, once I realized he had no intentions of biting off my unmentionables.

I had something similar happen once, but when I looked down to do the final "S" it had magically disapeared!


Sorry, I wasnt trying to shock-factor one-up you. Just commisserate about the cold nose.
 
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