Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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I am not a screamer as a general rule.

I screamed my head off.

Then I petted the nice doggie, once I realized he had no intentions of biting off my unmentionables.

You know.... this could always be made to be found in your general description of owpdpm peeps.

 

[maple]

You know it's time to investigate when your dog walks passed you hunched over and looking guilty...that an like she needs to dump.


what? what's that smell you say? bingo.

 

[dacjohns]

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I doubt he takes pictues like I do too. Much to his credit.

I do take pictures of wild animal scat.

 

[LarryPQ]

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I doubt he takes pictues like I do too. Much to his credit.

I do take pictures of wild animal scat.

and frame them and put them next to his bed.

 

[maple]

ah the smelly smell of sparkling citrus and dog excrement.

 

[maple]

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Like the time I fell off a cliff?



Good thing it isn't true.



Mosquitoes. Those are true.

Which reminds me of the time by boyfriend took my dog for a walk at the quarry and he held on to the frisbee like he was going to throw it and she backed up and fell off the cliff and split her bleep hole wide open and he brings her home to me---I was out that day---and tells me and says he doesn't think anything happened to her but she did cry and yelp a whole lot but now she seemed fine...as she sat there and licked her protuding innards. geez, that boy drove me crazy.

Dog had to wear a satellite dish to keep from licking her bum...which was split and needed stitches.

 

[maple]

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I do take pictures of wild animal scat.

and frame them and put them next to his bed.

And says good night poo.

 

[LarryPQ]

New lows today, for us.

 

[maple]

I was making a play on the book, Good Night Moon.


Did you like it?

 

[maple]

And if buffs were here she'd be shunning us.