Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

Maybe I should write an update how she chews crap, craps on the floor, doesn't listen, chews on kittens, chases chickens, jumps up and tries to clobber granny, and drives me bonkers.

 

[Orchid]

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Don't waste your time, you know they'll never post that.

 

[maple]

I know but it might make me feel better.

 

[maple]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=7359828#p7359828


funniest pics ever

 

[jbowyer01]

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Haha The true everyday life stuff never gets posted silly G!

 

[maple]

bows!



Which reminds me, the neighbor kid was playin with my kids over the weekend and he invited himself for dinner and proceeds to tell me that his 3 dogs come over and pee and poop in my yard.


....to which I replied, "I kinda figured."

 

[jbowyer01]

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I have small dogs (not tiny just small). The poop I picked up in my front yard did not in any way come from my dog. It weighed as much as she did. Yep I know gross and TMI.

 

[maple]

< hands bows a scale.

 

[jbowyer01]

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I had to carry the grocery bag that I put it in. I dont need a scale *shakes head* but thank you.

 

[maple]

Aren't I helpful? Reminds me of when I was little and my mom would threaten to get my father's belt when I was misbehaving...so one time I brought it to her. She yelled at me to "Go put that BACK!!" snicker snicker snicker