Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Then you might get the girl you want.

But you'd probably get another male bed peer.

 

[sparkles2307]

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LMBO NOOOOOOOOO you don't need another one. Get a foster kid, fewer stretch marks and you get legit govt aid

 

[LarryPQ]

I want the male, the boys want the little sister.

But I wouldn't say no to a girl...

 

[LarryPQ]

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LMBO NOOOOOOOOO you don't need another one. Get a foster kid, fewer stretch marks and you get legit govt aid

I am already all stretched out. There is nowhere to go but in.

 

[Orchid]

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I was just thinking that maybe he wakes up because he has to pee but doesn't actually realize that's WHY he's waking up...so it wouldn't really be him relying on the pullup, persay, more the pullup protecting you from a midnight tinkle until he's old enough to realize his bladder is speaking to him. Little boys seem to have that problem more than little girls. But you obviously know him better than I!

 

[sparkles2307]

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It so seriously disturbs me that I dream about dark haired twin girls ALL the time. Like I want another kid period, let alone a girl, let alone TWO of them!?! No thanks. They even have the same names in my dreams EVERY TIME.


Creeps me right the feckin'-irish-whiskey out.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Do you have a claim set up with AZ NOW?

 

[maple]

It took me this long to unfreeze computer and get back on.

 

[sparkles2307]

On another tangent...... I do wonder why the Outlander series has to have SO many Sassenachs that arent into chicks...... Does she have something against Englishmen and therefore must portray them all as such?

 

[LarryPQ]

No, Orchy, you are right.

I will go buy some pullups later today.

This is crap. Life is crap. It is better to milk the system than try to be a productive member of society. My pride says "NOOOOO!" but my edjucation in economics and economy of scale says, "do it! Breed and Leech and LIE!".


...Seriously, I need to find a chocolate source ASAP. My cynical witchiness is irritating even me.


If Crankypants writes a letter to herself, does it disrupt the space-time continuium and the universe implodes?