Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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x2 What are you trying to do to us, Orchid!?!

she is taunting you.....clearly.....
*ahem*
paging Johnny Depp...........I mean Capt'n Jack........

le sigh.

Welcome to the OW.

Johnny Depp...Capt'n Jack...I'd take either or both.

 

[Orchid]

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You must be veiwing him from a bad angle if you think he's mean looking.

You've never had to wake him up in the middle of the night.

He really IS mean looking then.

Don't let that stairwell get the best of you, now!

 

[Orchid]

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Haven't we all had THOSE days?

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yeah, that's always a twofer issue.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Thats how long it'll take me to clean my room. Its the catchcall in our house.

My bedroom is pretty bad, too.

DH lost 50+ lbs over the last 2 years with the help of diet and P90X. He went from a 36" waist to a 28" waist, so has been buying some much-needed, properly fitting new clothes. However, he doesn't want to get rid of his old clothes, but his dresser was getting overstuffed, so his solution was the dump all the old clothes in front of my closet.

Me: "I noticed the giant pile of clothes in front of my closet. What am I supposed to do with that?"
DH: "I don't care."
Me: "So I can toss them, then?"
DH: "No."
Me: "So, clearly, you do care."

My plan is to stuff them under his side of the mattress. I'm sure that will improve his lower back pain.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Thats how long it'll take me to clean my room. Its the catchcall in our house.

My bedroom is pretty bad, too.

DH lost 50+ lbs over the last 2 years with the help of diet and P90X. He went from a 36" waist to a 28" waist, so has been buying some much-needed, properly fitting new clothes. However, he doesn't want to get rid of his old clothes, but his dresser was getting overstuffed, so his solution was the dump all the old clothes in front of my closet.

Me: "I noticed the giant pile of clothes in front of my closet. What am I supposed to do with that?"
DH: "I don't care."
Me: "So I can toss them, then?"
DH: "No."
Me: "So, clearly, you do care."

My plan is to stuff them under his side of the mattress. I'm sure that will improve his lower back pain.

Send them to Goodwill, wait for him to notice. Deny you know where they are.

 

[sparkles2307]

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You must be veiwing him from a bad angle if you think he's mean looking.

You've never had to wake him up in the middle of the night.

He really IS mean looking then.

Don't let that stairwell get the best of you, now!

I made it! Rachel 1, stairs 0!

 

[Orchid]

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My bedroom is pretty bad, too.

DH lost 50+ lbs over the last 2 years with the help of diet and P90X. He went from a 36" waist to a 28" waist, so has been buying some much-needed, properly fitting new clothes. However, he doesn't want to get rid of his old clothes, but his dresser was getting overstuffed, so his solution was the dump all the old clothes in front of my closet.

Me: "I noticed the giant pile of clothes in front of my closet. What am I supposed to do with that?"
DH: "I don't care."
Me: "So I can toss them, then?"
DH: "No."
Me: "So, clearly, you do care."

My plan is to stuff them under his side of the mattress. I'm sure that will improve his lower back pain.

Send them to Goodwill, wait for him to notice. Deny you know where they are.

x2

He will never miss them.

 

[Orchid]

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You win at stairs!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Send them to Goodwill, wait for him to notice. Deny you know where they are.

x2

He will never miss them.

Let's put it this way, and how I know it works.

I sent some much beloved old pants to Goodwill. DH lurved those pants, wouldn't get rid of them, couldn't wear them.

I sent them away 7 years ago.

He still hasn't asked where those pants are.

By now, I'm not even sure what store I sent them to for sure.