Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

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Did you just make a pass at me?

 

[NellaBean]

That cock didn't even fill my mailbox. But it did get my big red flag up and saluting.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Hrmmm..... Ok, fine. But I'm not doing the chasing of live people. Or chickens for that matter.

Don't you have dogs? I have 4 dogs. Between the two of us, we should be able to at least get them to trip and break an ankle. Then chasing done by us will be much easier.

Yeah, but they aren't likely to try to trip anyone. They prefer the more subtle lean into someone until they fall over. We have 4 of the stupid things and they ALL do that. It works for the 3 big dumb dogs. The small dumb dog however leans and leans and leans until dumb doggy is on the floor instead.

 

[NellaBean]

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Don't you have dogs? I have 4 dogs. Between the two of us, we should be able to at least get them to trip and break an ankle. Then chasing done by us will be much easier.

Yeah, but they aren't likely to try to trip anyone. They prefer the more subtle lean into someone until they fall over. We have 4 of the stupid things and they ALL do that. It works for the 3 big dumb dogs. The small dumb dog however leans and leans and leans until dumb doggy is on the floor instead.

I have 3 big dumb dogs and 1 little dumb dog too.

My backyard has lots of holes and low spots. Once the grass gets going, they are invisible to the average person who doesn't know they are there. We don't even need to get them running.....everyone turns an ankle out here during rainy season.

 

[maple]

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Did you just make a pass at me?

and funny retort nelly.


You girls crack me up.


Hey dac...your house didn't blow away then it sounds. Good thing...I'd hate to see all that hard work those guys just did go to waste. Or else you could hire them in warmer weather so the pics would be of them working shirtless.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

For once I am NOT the one to give the thread a big fat shove down the hill. Thank you very much.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yeah, but they aren't likely to try to trip anyone. They prefer the more subtle lean into someone until they fall over. We have 4 of the stupid things and they ALL do that. It works for the 3 big dumb dogs. The small dumb dog however leans and leans and leans until dumb doggy is on the floor instead.

I have 3 big dumb dogs and 1 little dumb dog too.

My backyard has lots of holes and low spots. Once the grass gets going, they are invisible to the average person who doesn't know they are there. We don't even need to get them running.....everyone turns an ankle out here during rainy season.

Hrmm... We could slip 'em some margaritas before hand also, then just walk them out towards the chickens....

Ok, works for me. I'm lazy.

 

[LarryPQ]

You're just mad because all you got was a load of bull in your box.

 

[NellaBean]

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I have 3 big dumb dogs and 1 little dumb dog too.

My backyard has lots of holes and low spots. Once the grass gets going, they are invisible to the average person who doesn't know they are there. We don't even need to get them running.....everyone turns an ankle out here during rainy season.

Hrmm... We could slip 'em some margaritas before hand also, then just walk them out towards the chickens....

Ok, works for me. I'm lazy.

Sounds like my Friday night.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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If that was a bull, it was a cross dressing one at that! It's a cute, adorable sparkly cow. I love it.