Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

Then we don't have to mention it.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I don't keep a clean house, IMO, but holy cow on that thread. Seriously, I'd probably have a hissy fit and start scrubbing.

But I may have posted there what I think is bad. I forget.

I do things like not doing laundry to make the kids do their chores if that counts.

 

[maple]

ooooh, fine....they didn't watch me sleep but they could have if my youngest left her banana peel sitting there all night but I got up and threw it away...and they were congregating around the garbage can. I suppose it might help if I get a new window since it seems plywood and cardboard ain't cuttin it.

Good news is...even though molly popped out those windows...the big one and some of the tiny square ones...she's got a real knack at eating moths...and I ran out of duct tape...wait...that wasn't good news.

 

[Boyd]

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[Orchid]

My house isn't eat-off-the-floor clean either but at least I can FIND it.

 

[Orchid]

I was browsing the recipes forum and saw an old one posted by joebryant. Whatever happened to him? He cracked me up.

 

[Boyd]

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[maple]

cute neighbor is soooo tidy...and he told me last night that he would help clean...when I was commenting on how my x would leave his dirty socks laying around...and they would be turned the wrong side out, wet with sweat, grassy, and greasy oily from work...and how he figured he worked all day (HA HA HA HA...he so did not...he woke up at 10 and didn't hit the road till after 12:30 and he'd be home easily by 5---and this folks is how NOT to run your own company...) so anyway, he figured if he worked all day I should be cleaning the house all day...and raising the kids...and homeschooling...and mowing our yard even though he had the mower...and I should have all the shopping done...and food hot and on the table when he got home...and i should help him load and unload the truck and trailer...do all the office stuff for the business...and I should also come out and work with him and trim and leaf blow and push the snowblower and throw salt in the winter....and my mom should babysit for us at our every whim and also help pay our bills....

I tried my best but I failed.

But cute neighbor said, you can't do it all. Being a homemaker takes more than what you can do in one day and he said, and if I see something I do it...I know to hang the bras and panties to dry when I do the laundry...and did I tell ya he cleans his house in the buff? shhhhh...don't tell him I told you. tee hee He even got up and fed his baby in the middle of the night before he left to go to work in the wee hours of the morning. sniff sniff...isn't that the most precious thing you've ever heard? Can I keep him? huh? huh? Can iiiiiii????? I hope he lets me.

 

[maple]

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Was he the one with the robert redford pic or something even though he was an old man?

 

[Orchid]

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Was he the one with the robert redford pic or something even though he was an old man?

Yep.