Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[pbjmaker]

So my daughter just texted me to ask where the mobile speed cam was located today. (she is not driving but with a friend) I told her it shouldn't matter that they should be driving the speed limit anyway.

 

[Orchid]

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Did you know that only like 1 in 5 people can smell that asparagus smell in their pee?

I can.

 

[maple]

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What?

 

[maple]

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There's a speed cam?

...and come on mom...that's just kids for ya.

 

[maple]

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Did you know that only like 1 in 5 people can smell that asparagus smell in their pee?

I can.

Did I never tell you all about my sniffer? My mom would do the laundry and ask me who's shirt or whatever something was and I'd pick it up...this is after it's been washed and dried...and I'd pick up the scent and tell her which sister. I was always right. I've got a good sniffer...too bad cuz both kids were super farty last night and man, they were wretched!

 

[maple]

<<<that would be Ava and Zoe after they saw my face once their smell lofted and hit me >>>

<<me

 

[pbjmaker]

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Did you know that only like 1 in 5 people can smell that asparagus smell in their pee?

I can.

Did I never tell you all about my sniffer? My mom would do the laundry and ask me who's shirt or whatever something was and I'd pick it up...this is after it's been washed and dried...and I'd pick up the scent and tell her which sister. I was always right. I've got a good sniffer...too bad cuz both kids were super farty last night and man, they were wretched!

My daughter ( the speeder) has sensory integration disorder and she can smell like a bloodhound. But she can't feel things very well

Her 5 senses are all whacky.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Did you know that only like 1 in 5 people can smell that asparagus smell in their pee?

I can.

I can. I think the number is highter than 1 in 5. If we eat it in this house, everyone has stinky pee.

 

[LarryPQ]

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What?

Today's post on The Henway.

 

[pbjmaker]

I'm getting this mental picture of all of you with your heads in toilets taking a deep whiff.