Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

Quote:
DH went to a house this morning to repair a leak and was met at the door by (his words) "A strung-out road whore whose hair looked like someone barfed on her head". She immediately tried to bum a smoke from him, but he doesn't smoke, so she rooted around in her car until she found a half-smoked cigarette to get her nicotine fix.

Wouldn't THAT be more fun?!

I got to talk to people like that allllll day when I had to work.

I don't miss my state job. Not at all.

If you are ticked that 80% of your unemployment goes to paying your child support for more than a handful of children, try using that 20% you get and buying some freaking condoms. Then USING them.

 

[sparkles2307]

Quote:
DH went to a house this morning to repair a leak and was met at the door by (his words) "A strung-out road whore whose hair looked like someone barfed on her head". She immediately tried to bum a smoke from him, but he doesn't smoke, so she rooted around in her car until she found a half-smoked cigarette to get her nicotine fix.

Wouldn't THAT be more fun?!

Sounds like my ex's last gf

 

[sparkles2307]

Quote:
DH went to a house this morning to repair a leak and was met at the door by (his words) "A strung-out road whore whose hair looked like someone barfed on her head". She immediately tried to bum a smoke from him, but he doesn't smoke, so she rooted around in her car until she found a half-smoked cigarette to get her nicotine fix.

Wouldn't THAT be more fun?!

I got to talk to people like that allllll day when I had to work.

I don't miss my state job. Not at all.

If you are ticked that 80% of your unemployment goes to paying your child support for more than a handful of children, try using that 20% you get and buying some freaking condoms. Then USING them.

Yes, I can't imagine being my ex, 6 boys with 4 women... idiot.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Quote:
I got to talk to people like that allllll day when I had to work.

I don't miss my state job. Not at all.

If you are ticked that 80% of your unemployment goes to paying your child support for more than a handful of children, try using that 20% you get and buying some freaking condoms. Then USING them.

Yes, I can't imagine being my ex, 6 boys with 4 women... idiot.

Yeah, they were ALWAYS ticked because "someone" told them UI can't take more than 50% for child support. True. For ONE kid. When you have more than a handful (aka more than 5), you can lose a good deal more. You can get it set so your amount is divided by the number of kids plus you, then you get your part of that. Which can be VERY VERY low.

 

[sparkles2307]

Ugh I smell like Subway now.

DH just had to have a sub...

This day should be over, I want to go trick or treating.

I also need to go shopping. my clothes suck.

 

[dacjohns]

Quote:
You're being pretty vegus.

 

[dacjohns]

Quote:
Mrs. dacs is busy packing while I'm having to work. We are going to have a moving company do the move. Don't feel like loading, unloading, and driving across company during the winter.

I often feel like driving across company...which may be why we don't have much of it.

Got me.

 

[dacjohns]

Back to work.

 

[sparkles2307]

My new favorite thing:

1 gal apple cider
1 gal apple juice
3 cinnamon sticks
1 c sugar
1 bottle everclear


O.M.G.


The End

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Quote:
Why are you bottling and drinking a band???? And of all bands, THAT band??????? I mean, at least go for some hot guys in the band.