I really need to find me a dream interpreter...
Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen
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I think I would frighten a dream interpreter. Or maybe I'd end up in a padded cell.
Either way....think I'll keep most of those crazy things to myself.
Today has been one crises or disaster after another. Enough already, I say!
I think I would frighten a dream interpreter. Or maybe I'd end up in a padded cell.
Either way....think I'll keep most of those crazy things to myself.
Today has been one crises or disaster after another. Enough already, I say!
My darling mother wants to know why I don't let her come clean my house, paint my basement, etc etc etc.
Because I don't want her to.
She wants to know WHY.
Ugh, because I just don't want her to.
Her love language is doing things for others... so to her its not like she's coming to slave away, its fun for her. But I don't want her to, so it hurts her feelings that I'm not accepting her gift of love. My love language is chocolate and booze. And not cleaning.
Because I don't want her to.
She wants to know WHY.
Ugh, because I just don't want her to.
Her love language is doing things for others... so to her its not like she's coming to slave away, its fun for her. But I don't want her to, so it hurts her feelings that I'm not accepting her gift of love. My love language is chocolate and booze. And not cleaning.
My love language is also chocolate and booze, and maybe some lasagna for good measure.
I kind of wish someone loved me enough to clean for me, actually.
I kind of wish someone loved me enough to clean for me, actually.
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Ho ho ho no you do NOT. Be veeeeery careful what you wish for.
Ho ho ho no you do NOT. Be veeeeery careful what you wish for.
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I think I would frighten a dream interpreter. Or maybe I'd end up in a padded cell.
Either way....think I'll keep most of those crazy things to myself.
Today has been one crises or disaster after another. Enough already, I say!
Yes well between dreaming about dismembered horses on my front yard, my ex showing up for the past 4 nites, and some other stuff that I wont put here because it is a family board and well yeah... DH might see this someday... I'm pretty sure I'm certifiable.
I think I would frighten a dream interpreter. Or maybe I'd end up in a padded cell.
Either way....think I'll keep most of those crazy things to myself.
Today has been one crises or disaster after another. Enough already, I say!
Yes well between dreaming about dismembered horses on my front yard, my ex showing up for the past 4 nites, and some other stuff that I wont put here because it is a family board and well yeah... DH might see this someday... I'm pretty sure I'm certifiable.
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Ho ho ho no you do NOT. Be veeeeery careful what you wish for.
I know, you're right. The last time someone "cleaned" for me was my mom digging through my closet when I was in high school. I don't think she spoke to me for a week after the stuff she found.
Ho ho ho no you do NOT. Be veeeeery careful what you wish for.
I know, you're right. The last time someone "cleaned" for me was my mom digging through my closet when I was in high school. I don't think she spoke to me for a week after the stuff she found.
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I think I would frighten a dream interpreter. Or maybe I'd end up in a padded cell.
Either way....think I'll keep most of those crazy things to myself.
Today has been one crises or disaster after another. Enough already, I say!
Yes well between dreaming about dismembered horses on my front yard, my ex showing up for the past 4 nites, and some other stuff that I wont put here because it is a family board and well yeah... DH might see this someday... I'm pretty sure I'm certifiable.
I have an online friend who periodically offers to have her teenage daughter interpret my dreams, and while I know she's very good at it, the things I dream about are not for teenage ears or eyes....heck they're not even for MY ears or eyes most of the time!
Fortunately (or not) DH kind of has the same problem so we just kind of mumble "Weird dreams last night" "Yeah me too" and avoid eye contact.
I think I would frighten a dream interpreter. Or maybe I'd end up in a padded cell.
Either way....think I'll keep most of those crazy things to myself.
Today has been one crises or disaster after another. Enough already, I say!
Yes well between dreaming about dismembered horses on my front yard, my ex showing up for the past 4 nites, and some other stuff that I wont put here because it is a family board and well yeah... DH might see this someday... I'm pretty sure I'm certifiable.
I have an online friend who periodically offers to have her teenage daughter interpret my dreams, and while I know she's very good at it, the things I dream about are not for teenage ears or eyes....heck they're not even for MY ears or eyes most of the time!
Fortunately (or not) DH kind of has the same problem so we just kind of mumble "Weird dreams last night" "Yeah me too" and avoid eye contact.
We were staging a Sit-In.
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