Sigh so I just found the two 1 year old dogs playing with the toilet brush. Of course they saw me and played all innocent. Who us? We wouldn't drag this nasty toilet brush onto the couch and play with it? How Dare you look at us that way!
So I grabbed it, and tossed it back in the bathroom as I walked by. Apparently thought I was wanting to play fetch with them
Silly dogs. It doesn't help that they look like muppets. I got some revenge though yesterday and cut Sparky's shaggy eyebrows off so he would quit raising them at me like he was all perplexed that I don't always find him amusing.
"Can he lead a normal life?"
"No. He'll be an engineer."
"Noooooo!" [sobs uncontrollably]
Although Jacob is drawn to noisy, blinky toys, he has a marked affinity for cell phones, laptops, lamp cords and remote controls. He will always choose to chew on my cell phone over the entire tote of baby toys. He even managed to unlock the keypad lock and call Michelle in AK last month. I'm doooooooooomed!