Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[KimberlyJ]

This is the OW thread right??? Does that mean I can complain about my boss? He made fun of me in a meeting today because I didn't know who Vince Lombardi is/was. So honestly, do any of you know who he is??? Dacs and Boyd might..... Of course for added humiliation my DH asked like it was grounds for a divorce! Geez. Wish the Boss would go back to that seminar he was attending for the last 3 days...it was more better when he wasn't in the office!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Lombardi was a football coach. Some trophy is named after him. That is all I know.

My DH and boys will be shocked that I know so little.

Yes, bosses should go to seminars and be out of your hair more often, good idea Kim!

 

[KimberlyJ]

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AND A HORSE. AND DOGS. AND CATS..

MY LIFE IS THE MOST AMAZING EVER.

Thanks for making me smile NellaBean. I'm having a poopy day and it made me feel good to know someone appreciates their MOST AMAZING EVER LIFE! Mine is pretty dang good too, most of the time!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Kim, hope the rest of the day is better!

 

[maple]

lombardi smombardi...whooo cares?


All I care about is one cute neighbor.

 

[KimberlyJ]

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If he was MY neighbor, he'd be all I'd care about too! He looks edible! (Can I get banned for that comment?)

 

[LarryPQ]

He's like, 12!

 

[LarryPQ]

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AND A HORSE. AND DOGS. AND CATS..

MY LIFE IS THE MOST AMAZING EVER.

Thanks for making me smile NellaBean. I'm having a poopy day and it made me feel good to know someone appreciates their MOST AMAZING EVER LIFE! Mine is pretty dang good too, most of the time!

Whatever. Bring him a nipple drying rack from the baby store, and tell him it is for his business cards.

Watch the hilarity.

 

[AK Michelle]

Holy Fuzzy Pickles! I have the JOY of sitting next to Captain Know-It-ALL and I'm not allowed to stab him with a shoe.

I serve about 50 customers a day, unless he is on the phone he has to jump up and hover over my shoulder, volunteering information (which is usually OUTSIDE of his knowledge base and usually WRONG) and he has to interject allthe scary hazards that could possibly befall (with long drawn out example story)

If I had a newspaper I'd roll it up and whach him on the nose!

AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!

Where's Nella, I need her to supervise me while I light him on fire to make sure I do it all correctly.

Anybody got marshmallows?

 

[debilorrah]

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You must have a report close by you can roll up and smack him with followed by "What? There was a fly on your nose!"