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WTHay?  Is it co-worker fashion train wreck today??????  While I realize I am none too attractive now, even I am better dressed than the idiot over the wall and 2 cages, I mean cubes down.  Tighter than skin tight formerly white jean capris that are stained in a blotchy pattern of doom, looks like a few cats puked on them, then baby puke, then chicken crap....  A red loose knit top that has open holes in it.  A teal bra under that.  A pair of beat up and falling apart fake Birkenstocks.  And her favorite way to do her hair, NEVER wash it and put it into a weird pony tail thing with about 8 snap clips to hold it back.
GROSS.  We had someone here, a licensed social worker mind you, that never washed her hair, always wore it in like this lopsided, half faling out pony tail, and wore too short stirrup pants with not matching stretched out tutrle necks.  I KNOW you make more than me by about $1500 a month so dress up honey, and dont be afraid to use the shower, you can afford the water bill.