Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

Turkey sneaking into the house. Currently 15 feet into the kitchen. Do I scare her? Possibility high!

 

[LarryPQ]

Advice versus Advise: do I get banned for complaining about grammar? Possibility: high!

 

[dacjohns]

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You need to point me towards those threads of which you speak.

 

[scbatz33]

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Outsourcing spousal abuse is not necessary. I will gladly smack mine with a truck at 65 mph.

Baby P has a belly ache. I checked his temp...its a bit high. I'm hoping it's because he's wet and trying to dry out. Gave him an enema. He pooped but is still kind of irritable. I'm trying not to get worried.

 

[scbatz33]

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Nella, I once had to rain a woman who thought New Mexico was a separate country. She questioned me for over an hour on if the driving laws were the same, would we need passports, do they speak english, etc.

I told my dispatcher to get her off my truck, cause one of us wasn't making it out of Texas if he didn't.

 

[scbatz33]

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You need to point me towards those threads of which you speak.

yes, yes do!

 

[NellaBean]

Okay y'all....I understand that fex ex and fed ex freight afe separate entities. However beyond that, the whole point of my argument is that her whole basis for her argument is that they have a dash in their name therefore something is WRONG

........OR the dude typing it in made a typo. Its hard work being an idiot.

 

[maple]

I'm injured...my right pinky finger is down. Someone call back up. It got pinched and it's filled with blood and purple...no skin broke...hurts to bend but not broke. Don't start playing Taps...just send a smoothie.

 

[Cetawin]

Sarah...what have you done to Batman? Must I come take him and bring him here for proper spoiling and tummy rubs?

 

[Southernbelle]

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My DH needed a smack this morning, too. We were getting the kids ready for school and he got snippy with me, but he did apologize later. Ticked me off at the time, though.