Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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Please Michelle, this is a family channel.

Sorry, I keep forgetting.
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If the next photo of the hot tub has a "female upholstering apparatus" hanging from the plants, I'll know you've be influenced by Algae and Mapes.
 
Laree, when I was doing munckin money math, I saved up a bunch of my happy meal toys and stuff like that. Then I opened a small store with prices on all the cool items. Each kid got a dollar in change, and had to give me exact change for the item they bought.

Later 'store's worked like the original Wheel of Fortune: They had to spend all the $ (at one time) without going over. Like loading a shopping cart but having to have enough $ to cover it.

The last set of stores they had to add 10% sales tax to each item. DD was talking to me about this the other day, since she remembers that being the most difficult store to get the hang of. She was always better at it than her big sister.

Before we did the stores, they traded coins for M&M's. They had to pick the pile of candy that matched in # the value of the coin I showed them.

I can remember being VERY proud when they each took a gift card (X-mas gift) and a coupon into the Build-a-Bear store following our lessons. Eldest spent it all to the last penny, and had accounted for the coupon savings as well as the tax. Youngest thought it over and decided she didn't HAVE to spend it all right then, and maybe we'd have another coupon for the next trip, too.


Batty, I hate it that you feel my pain on the kids-in-school thing. Sheesh.


The bootiful chicken contest is by the same child who has a fox-killin' daddy. Not sure how old she is, but I'd guess 12-14.
 
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I generally ditch my aparatus the moment I get home and let the girls hang free. If you wear a vest over your shirt, it's not such a big deal if you forget your apparatus when you leave the house. Vests are ALWAYS easier to find then apparati....
 
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I generally ditch my aparatus the moment I get home and let the girls hang free. If you wear a vest over your shirt, it's not such a big deal if you forget your apparatus when you leave the house. Vests are ALWAYS easier to find then apparati....

HERE! HERE! I agree. I am apparatus free. The chickens don't care.

As for teenagers, they are stoopid. And we are even stoopider for allowing them to reside indoors.
 
I would never leave the house without the apparatus. Short men could get their eyes poked out. In fact, pretty much the only time I am apparatus-less is when I'm asleep, or, well, you know, otherwise distracted. And the thought of running anywhere without one, even to my own hotel room - no way!

I'm going to sort art supplies for the kiddo while we watch Harry Potter.
 
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Except for Lori's dear offspring of course. She is just having a temporary spell of stoopidness which she will get kicked out of her shortly. Or by Shorty.
 
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