Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

Got graham crackers and chocolate! But I may eat the chocolate first....

I always tell people who preach about how I am evil and am going to hell that I'd rather go there than to wherever they are going. They don't like me none too well.

 

[LarryPQ]

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MY DD would love to help your decorate the bus to hell, as long as some anime characters are allowed.

I'll bring the bottle of margarita!!!

I'm sitting next to Lori.

Or I can be the tour guide. On the left we have the flaming burning pits of hell. Please keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. You burn it, you buy it. FOR ETERNITY.

I have always been of the mindset the Big-J would have a sense of humor.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Can't teach stupid children nothing. That is EXACTLY why I am a mean, evil mother who doesn't indulge the children to their every whim. Because my children can actually you know THINK.

 

[jbowyer01]

OMG You guys are in rare form this morning. I can not stop laughing......

As far as cloth pads gp try this LOL www.divacup.com I will never ever use this product yuck

Good Morning ALL!

 

[LarryPQ]

No.

I will not click on the link.

 

[Orchid]

Oh, the Diva Cup. I cannot imagine that! Yucko!

Speaking of cups, I got to pee in one and get my blood pressure taken three times and have my blood drawn and stand on a scale in front of a stranger this morning. Yes, life insurance prep work. Fun fun. Time to raise the amount, and I have to say my insurance agent really stepped up to the plate and found us a company with fabulous rates. IF they accept us, they are very selective.

I am chock full of mean this morning. I will be the one flipping off passersby out the bus window.

 

[NellaBean]

Speaking of strange things to place near the vajajay.....did you ever hear about that anti rape trap for women? Its was like a steel leg trap for wildlife....only you placed it inside your hooha....if anything entered (uninvited or otherwise) it would BITE down on it. And could only be removed by a doctor.

Hahahhahahhahahahha.

Also, the mental image of boyds face on reading that.....hahahahahahahahaha again.

 

[Orchid]

I think that device could be very dangerous in the...erm...hands of a POed wife or girlfriend, Nells.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Sorry, but I am against the insertion of inanimate objects into certain places. No cups, traps, or rolls of cotton are going there. And I am amazingly picky about the biologicals that are allowed in the same location....

 

[wegotchickens]

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Good instincts.