Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[NellaBean]

I drank half a pitcher of margies the other day. Then drove 20 miles home. Parked, let the dogs out, fed the cats and scopped the litterboxes....then I went out to lock the chickens up and fellinto a piece of fencing and cut up my hand.

It was BECAUSE OF THE HILL.

Lori can vouch that my yard is hard to navigate even while sober. And I was definitely not sober....

Then I went inside, passed out on the couch for 3 hours and slept through tornado warnings and such.

Such a winner.

 

[wegotchickens]

Quote:
Of course! Recliner bucket seats and a potty in the back for those with 2 oz bladders and 8 oz margaritas!!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Quote:
It's a BUS, I'm sure we can fit the handbasket on the bus. Or at least stuff it under the seating area in the cargo holds.

 

[wegotchickens]

While her yard is not made for the weak of leg, I'd've paid good money to watch her navigate it after a pitcher of margaritas. I am certified in First Aid and have a box of band-aids in my purse, too. Just in case

 

[AK Michelle]

So many wicked nasty thoughts going through my head, so little time to type.

 

[wegotchickens]

An apocolypse herd/flock


Should we tell her that she spelled pocky-clips wrong?

 

[wegotchickens]

Quote:
And yet there are times I'm really glad I don't have a device that types what I think.....

 

[NellaBean]

One minute I was upright, the next I was tipping over with no hope of recovery. Stupid hill. Also, stupid fencing. Whose idea was it to leave a piece of jagged edged hardware cloth uncovered.

Oh wait, mine.

I got blood on my flashlight and everything.

SIGH.

I don't understand how I can stay fat having to go up and down that hill everyday.

 

[wegotchickens]

Strange noise when laying

A) Give a girl some privacy.
B) I'd like to hear the noises YOU make when engaged in an equivalent task..... UM, no, I wouldn't like to hear those noises....

 

[Orchid]

Nells, I feel obligated to point out that I wish you would not drive after a half-pitcher of margaritas. Mean as you are, I'd still like to keep you in one piece and out of jail.

After all, who else is going to navigate that hill to care for your various critters?


I need to stay out of the Pets forum today. As stated before, I am chock full of mean and there is a certain dumb young girl in there who makes me want to smack her senseless.

It should also be noted that goats do not mow lawns. If you want a lawnmower, get a sheep.