Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You asked for SEAT measurements. We are not discussing shirt sizes.

I'm so bantam sized. I need a foot rest probably. That will kill another penguin.

We should probably use baby seal skin for the footrest. More durable than penguin.

I'm not sure I'm evil enough to use BABY seal skin....

Why yes, a booster seat would be helpful. Thank you!

 

[maple]

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Of course! Recliner bucket seats and a potty in the back for those with 2 oz bladders and 8 oz margaritas!!

http://www.amazon.com/Urine-Bottle-Camping-Travel-Pisser/dp/B000O99UU8

That's easier for boys....but speaking of which...reminds me of the time my boyfriend wouldn't pull over to let me go in the ditch so I stuck my hiney out the window...I showed him! And everyone else on the interstate plus it was my car so I had to take it to get washed the next day....

 

[Orchid]

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I am. Today, anyway.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Are they free range eggs. Only free range organic eggs from the store can be hatched.

All I know is it says FERTILE EGGS on the package. It's $7.50. If it is a total failure, it's not that bad.

 

[Orchid]

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Ahem. Cheap and tasteless. I rest my case.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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http://www.amazon.com/Urine-Bottle-Camping-Travel-Pisser/dp/B000O99UU8

That's easier for boys....but speaking of which...reminds me of the time my boyfriend wouldn't pull over to let me go in the ditch so I stuck my hiney out the window...I showed him! And everyone else on the interstate plus it was my car so I had to take it to get washed the next day....

They apparently make those pee in a bottle things for women. Got me.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I am. Today, anyway.

Ok, baby seal skin it is.

 

[maple]

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Signs of any sort don't work for religious types, I guess they figure it doesn't mean them. The last time the witness's came I asked them if they saw the sign as they drove in and one of them giggled and said "you mean the no trespassing sign". Wrong thing to say on their part, I bet their ears are still burning but on a good note they never came back.

Steve

Now I got that song in my head....

Sign, sign...everywhere a sign. Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind, do this, don't do that, can't you read the siiiiiiign????

 

[Orchid]

I suppose you're going to want two carseats to go with that booster seat in case you kindle before we arrive at our destination?

*raises the penguin count*

 

[maple]

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Ahem. Cheap and tasteless. I rest my case.

I totally had to go.