Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[wegotchickens]

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Never eat blue food. The that won't happen. (yes back to poop again.)

 

[Orchid]

Oh! Oh! I have a made up word for it from a series of books I was reading: Hrekin! Isn't that a fun one to say?

 

[scbatz33]

Speaking of jokes.......

So a frog by the name of Kermit Jagger goes into a bank.


He walks up to the teller, Patti Wack, and says, "I want to get a loan"

Patti Wack: Do you have any collateral?

Kermit Jagger: No. But my dad's name is Mick and he knows the bank owner. And he said to give me a loan.

Patti Wack: But do you have any collateral?

Kermit Jagger: No, but I have this

Patti Wack: What is that?

Kermit Jagger: It's a glass elephant. Now can I get that loan?

Patti Wack: just a minute......

Frustrated, Patti takes the glass elephant from kermit and marches to the bank manager's office.

Patti Wack: Sir, I have a frog out here, claims he's Mick jagger's son and that he wants a loan. I asked him for collateral and he hands me this! THIS! What is this!?!

Bank Manager: It's a nick-nack, Patti Wack. Now give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!

 

[Orchid]

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Correct you are!

That did it, I had to go listen to it.

 

[wegotchickens]

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My cat makes that sound when she doesn't get furball meds....

 

[wegotchickens]

rescued feral chicken is ANXIOUS

This made me laugh out loud while answering the phone.....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

My Office Mgr is picking me apart again today. Nothing I do is right. Thank the good Lord I get to leave here in 10 minutes. (Blood boiling...)

I'll see you guys at my afteroon office.

 

[Orchid]

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Tell her to eat hrekin and die, Buffy.

 

[wegotchickens]

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You need to get Beaner to slap her for you?

Actually, ask Laree. Beaner has been too nice lately. I suspect she's taking her meds again.....

 

[scbatz33]

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You need to get Beaner to slap her for you?

Actually, ask Laree. Beaner has been too nice lately. I suspect she's taking her meds again.....

Dash it all! I knew something was up...her posting all those cute pics and being friendly and stuff.