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Never eat blue food. The that won't happen. (yes back to poop again.)
Never eat blue food. The that won't happen. (yes back to poop again.)
Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen
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Oh! Oh! I have a made up word for it from a series of books I was reading: Hrekin! Isn't that a fun one to say?
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Speaking of jokes.......
So a frog by the name of Kermit Jagger goes into a bank.
He walks up to the teller, Patti Wack, and says, "I want to get a loan"
Patti Wack: Do you have any collateral?
Kermit Jagger: No. But my dad's name is Mick and he knows the bank owner. And he said to give me a loan.
Patti Wack: But do you have any collateral?
Kermit Jagger: No, but I have this
Patti Wack: What is that?
Kermit Jagger: It's a glass elephant. Now can I get that loan?
Patti Wack: just a minute......
Frustrated, Patti takes the glass elephant from kermit and marches to the bank manager's office.
Patti Wack: Sir, I have a frog out here, claims he's Mick jagger's son and that he wants a loan. I asked him for collateral and he hands me this! THIS! What is this!?!
Bank Manager: It's a nick-nack, Patti Wack. Now give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!
So a frog by the name of Kermit Jagger goes into a bank.
He walks up to the teller, Patti Wack, and says, "I want to get a loan"
Patti Wack: Do you have any collateral?
Kermit Jagger: No. But my dad's name is Mick and he knows the bank owner. And he said to give me a loan.
Patti Wack: But do you have any collateral?
Kermit Jagger: No, but I have this
Patti Wack: What is that?
Kermit Jagger: It's a glass elephant. Now can I get that loan?
Patti Wack: just a minute......
Frustrated, Patti takes the glass elephant from kermit and marches to the bank manager's office.
Patti Wack: Sir, I have a frog out here, claims he's Mick jagger's son and that he wants a loan. I asked him for collateral and he hands me this! THIS! What is this!?!
Bank Manager: It's a nick-nack, Patti Wack. Now give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!
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Correct you are!
That did it, I had to go listen to it.
Correct you are!
That did it, I had to go listen to it.
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My cat makes that sound when she doesn't get furball meds....
My cat makes that sound when she doesn't get furball meds....
rescued feral chicken is ANXIOUS
This made me laugh out loud while answering the phone.....
This made me laugh out loud while answering the phone.....
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My Office Mgr is picking me apart again today. Nothing I do is right. Thank the good Lord I get to leave here in 10 minutes. (Blood boiling...)
I'll see you guys at my afteroon office.
I'll see you guys at my afteroon office.
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Tell her to eat hrekin and die, Buffy.
Tell her to eat hrekin and die, Buffy.
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You need to get Beaner to slap her for you?
Actually, ask Laree. Beaner has been too nice lately. I suspect she's taking her meds again.....
You need to get Beaner to slap her for you?
Actually, ask Laree. Beaner has been too nice lately. I suspect she's taking her meds again.....
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You need to get Beaner to slap her for you?
Actually, ask Laree. Beaner has been too nice lately. I suspect she's taking her meds again.....
Dash it all! I knew something was up...her posting all those cute pics and being friendly and stuff.
You need to get Beaner to slap her for you?
Actually, ask Laree. Beaner has been too nice lately. I suspect she's taking her meds again.....
Dash it all! I knew something was up...her posting all those cute pics and being friendly and stuff.
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