Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

Hahahah...ohhh, gotta love CL.

Please save our marriage and buy this table! - $500 (Shevlin)

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Date: 2011-05-01, 4:23PM CDT
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My in-laws gave us this stupid table and it needs to go. Actually, it is a wonderful piece of craftsmanship, solid oak with inlaid tile hand built by my father in-law. It's incredibly solid, with solid 2 inch oak legs and table top. It's 35" by 70". I'll even deliver the darn thing for free as long as you don't live in Egypt.. I'm asking $500, but it's probably worth three times that much. I just want it gone. Unfortunately, it has become a point of contention within our family, and as Forrest Gump would say, that's all I have to say about that.​

 

[maple]

I just read the locked thread and wished I could have seen it before it was edited.


...and that's all I have to say about that.

 

[maple]

Soooo....I guess I really do close on my house at 4pm on friday.


...and apparently my phone service has been suspended? huh? That doesn't make any sense. Guess I've got to make some calls on my pay as you go phone to straighten it out.

 

[NellaBean]

Mmmmmm, I need you all to come cook me some food. I am cooking fail.

Btw, I tried the rooster shiraz last night

it was worse than the cab. You know its bad when I can't even finish half a small glass.

Ice cream burrito doesn't sound so hot. I have been craving giant bean and cheese burritos lately. Places just don't do it right out here. Closest I can find to what I want is red burrito. That is just sad.

Lori is right about broodies thwarting my downsizing plans. 14 babies this weekend, the 2 my niece got....7 I got the week prior....plus the 6 speckled suxxes. And 2 more hens on eggs (sigh).

I am going to let the speckled sussex out into the big yard and then move the broody barred cochin into that coop. I am hopeful that my broody mottled cochin will convince the single remaining mottled cochin hen to sit with her.I like pairs of broodies.......

Anyone want any cochin mix chicks? Lol. They will all make good broodies as well. Last cochin mix I bred from my own stock started laying and went broody within a month. She did a great job too.

 

[NellaBean]

Meet Doodah. Whoops.

 

[Orchid]

Uhh....Nells...I thought you were getting OUT of rabbits?

Silly woman.

 

[wegotchickens]

So I suppose that isn't REALLY your bunny, right? It belongs to your niece and just lives with you? <snickering>

 

[LarryPQ]

Zombie hunting SWF seeking kick ass partner
Date: 2010-02-05, 11:52AM

"SWF seeks SWM who enjoys farming, zoo keeping and serious preparation for zombie invasion for friendship, LTR and possible marriage. Must be willing to wear a kilt and own his own broadsword.

Must be down to earth kind of guy, no prior convictions, not subject to any criminal investigations. I will look you up on the state access database so don't bother lying about it. Am D/D free, you be too

Must hold liberal political views, while still supporting gun ownership, hunting and private land rights.

No racists, homophobes, or fundamentalists. No Jehova Witnesses or Mormons.

Must love dogs and be approved by my dogs. Must be able to ride a horse and allow me to spend large amounts of time with my animals without complaint. Must take me fishing and buy me a pint now and then. You can go out with your buddies too, I am not the jealous sort. But, you better be home each night in case the zombie invasion begins.
I am a strong, intelligent country woman who can drive anything, haul 10 gallons of water to animals at a time, butcher a deer and run a trot line. Country folk will survive.

 

[NellaBean]

Monroe needed a buddy!

I want to move the bunnies to a big 8x8 pen and get like 5 of them. Sigh.

 

[NellaBean]

Quote:
You just described my boyfriends perfect woman. I better hide this from him. He is totally preparing for the end of the woerld. He has actual plans on where he will go and with who.