Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Hope or hopeless, I do not care. Gimme bacon.

 

[maple]

I just want to TRY the strawberry...like a bite...and then say, yay or nay. But since you all think you have your minds made up for me...I'll just toss it to the dog.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

For Algae: http://barryschuler.posterous.com/the-sociology-of-the-bacon-craze

 

[maple]

...and I bet you're wondering why I haven't gone to put any socks on since I woke up this morning and my feet are still very cold? I can't find any...but I think I saw some unmatched slipper socks.

My mom packed my kitchen...I couldn't find anything there either... dd wanted popcorn...but where did it go? I needed a dash of salt...but where did it go?

 

[maple]

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true lazy people wouldn't take the time or put forth the effort to post

I just had to do that to keep you entertained since I gave my word yesterday...but i'm almost too lazy to do that effeciently.

 

[jbowyer01]

I'm free!!!! I'm free!!! No more meetings till next monday.


YUM! Pocky, I can get it at our commisary (military post). My daughter loves it.

Batty ((HUG)) its a late hug but none the less filled with lotsa good thoughts.

I am sooooo not reading four pages instead I will just send good thoughts to all of you and do I qualify for a mean badge if I yelled at one of my coworkers today? I'm tired of fixing her mistakes! I can go kick her if it'll get me the award

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Your feeble little blond brain is no match for our combined evil brains.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Laree stole everybody's salt and dyed it blue.

 

[maple]

The other night my mom decided to spend the night. She's been spending the night several nights lately. She's starting to have remorse about loosing this home...but I digress...

So she's upstairs and she's reading a book. I flip the tv and see that some dude as been killed by the U.S. and the President is about to speak. So I decide, since I still see the light on, I should go see if she wants to watch this breaking news. So I go in the bedroom and say, "Osama Bin Laden has been killed." And she has this worried and perplexing look on her face...and says, "What??" And I repeat, "Osama Bin Laden has been killed and the President is about to talk." She thought I was telling her that Obama was killed. So if that isn't funny enough...I think for a second and I can't think of Obama's full name...so I ask her...and I say, "What IS Obama's full name?" And she says, "Oh, I don't know...it's like Hussein or something like that other guy..." Now I'm totally laughin because I know she is partially correct but for the life of me I could not think at that time Barrack Obama. Oh dear me... I have total brain fog. See? It's not that I'm lazy...I've got brain fog too.

 

[maple]

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Your feeble little blond brain is no match for our combined evil brains.

...apparently.