Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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The best scenario, of course, is one person to every 12 chickens in the house.

No. I do not want that. That's erm 132 chickens INSIDE. No. Not good. Chickens are OUTSIDE.

 

[Orchid]

Good Lord. Chickens in the house. Dogs and cats are plenty messy enough!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Yay, congrats Nells.

I am a lone girl inside our house. A boy hubby and two boy cats. But outside, us girls rule.

 

[NellaBean]

Not gonna lie, I prefer boy animals to girls. Total different personality.

Speaking of boy animals......Norman update! He is full of hatred and rage and is attacking everything in sight, meowing at the top of his lungs at 5 am for food and being an all around nuisance.

In other words, he is back to normal.

I added a new carboard cat scratcher to the house last night....complete with a catnip sprinkling on top. At one point I was trying to move it and Mr Toes was hanging off of it from his front toes while I was walking and holding it. He is addicted to catnip.

ANYWAYS.....the catnip made everyone insane and so Norman was beating everyone up the rest of the night. At one point Mr Toes was apparently trying to be incognito. Except for how he was walking through the middle of the room right in front of Norman. But Mr Toes seemed to think that walking VERY VERY SLOWLY would make him invisible.

Hilarious.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I want to live with Nells. Her home life is very exciting.

 

[Orchid]

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Ditto!

 

[LarryPQ]

Stink-eye Cake anyone?

Pastrymama and I made it Tuesday---it's filled with biologically incorrect Peeps.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Laree, you have gone and done it. Proved your personal instability and unsuitableness for BYC.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

And speaking of stinkeyes, do you think we'll have any visitors today?

 

[Orchid]

Now THAT is funny, Laree!