Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Buff Hooligans]

It's alive?

 

[NellaBean]

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Quick, someone hit it with your shoe.

*hides on tabletop*

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Quick, someone hit it with your shoe.

*hides on tabletop*

Lovely Nells, dearest friend, one knows that one must hide UNDER the tabletop, doesn't one? In all friendly sincerity and lovingness...

And with thankfulness to the Beings that Rule for letting this thread live.

 

[NellaBean]

Not if its a spider on the GROUND. Duh buffster.

Did I ever tell you about me vs the gigantor spider? Bug spray in one hand, a swiffer duster mop in the other. IT GOT AWAY. Ithink my screams were heard for miles around.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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No you didn't, sweetest one. I'm sure your screams were super charming to behold.

 

[NellaBean]

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Quick, someone hit it with your shoe.

*hides on tabletop*

Lovely Nells, dearest friend, one knows that one must hide UNDER the tabletop, doesn't one? In all friendly sincerity and lovingness...

And with thankfulness to the Beings that Rule for letting this thread live.

I'm pretty sure the Beings that Rule have whacked this thread with a rolled up newspaper so many times they are ready to graduate to a blow torch. Next screw up and everything goes up in FLAMES, just like last year's hornet nest.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Yes, and I've felt every blow. It hurts.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Beaners, no abusing spiders. Spiders are our friends. Or my children are insane and have talked me into letting them have pet Tarantulas.

 

[NellaBean]

OMG GROSS. I had to take a bug class in college. Do. Not. Want.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!