I hate to break it to you all, but you people are nowhere near the level of crazy that shows up in my doorway on an hourly basis. Yesterday there was the guy from the drug and alcohol rehab that reeked like booze and the overly large lady that decided it was a good idea to show us her stretch marks. Then in the afternoon we had an entire posse of people come in that look like they dressed in the dark and had really bad static cling in their hair. Apparently they all live in the same house that doesn't use Bounce.