Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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My sister gave me an old Daisy butterchurn, a shallow wooden bowl and paddle meant to work the whey out, and an old wooden mold. Nice sister, huh? I've taken it to the girls school every couple years to let the kids make and eat fresh butter. Fun!
 
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Oh snap. You got a Mrs. Kravitz too? Sorry about your tooth. I was a beeatch for years because of mine. Like walking around with an icepick stuck in your mouth, and then my stupid dentist (no Mahonri was she) saying it was basically all in my head.
 
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Oh snap. You got a Mrs. Kravitz too? Sorry about your tooth. I was a beeatch for years because of mine. Like walking around with an icepick stuck in your mouth, and then my stupid dentist (no Mahonri was she) saying it was basically all in my head.

I too have a Mrs. Kravitz. Though everyone in the neighborhood can't stand her.
 
Yes, we have a Mrs. K. She IS the neighborhood watch. Calls the cops in a New York minute if she thinks your looking at our houses to long. Last year she got the meter reader! He looked "funny". Right now she is "watching" my sons 18 wheeler cab thingie. He dead-headed home for ANG drill this weekend. He came in at 2 a.m. and by the time I got to her house at 2 p.m. she was already wondering if she should have the cops check it out. Now that she knows it's his she promised to WATCH it, and I know she will. Hehehe. On the plus side there have been multiple break-ins in our neighborhood but with our dogs and Mrs. K. we have not been bothered.

I have had dental problems my whole life. When I was a kid the dentist we went to didn't use enough novacain and then made fun of you when you cried. Thus, I tend to avoid all dentists until I have an issue. The past few years I have just gotten comfortable enough to go in annually for cleanings.
 
My Mrs. K lives behind me. If we are making too much noise, she'll "sweep" the leaves off her roof and take pictures of us. She also reports any trash we put in the dumpster as "construction waste". Which is crap. I take the trailer to the dump myself, thankyouverymuch. She reports everyone to the city for weeds, cars, gravel, etc.

....so last year, in one my my less Christain moments, I reported her from a bunch of computers for her house smelling like "crap", weeds, buildings out of code, etc. A few weeks later she had her septic tank replaced. I still feel kinda bad about it.
 
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Our Mrs. K told me once to gather the eggs more often because the ravens were dropping them all over her house. Um, my hens lay inside the hen house. Oh, no, it's not possible you got egged by the rest of the neighborhood because of your stupid video cameras recording everyone.

Yes, all of us do things outside JUST for her camera. Tee hee.
 
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