Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Boyz R DUM

Preach it Sister!

And no, men do not see small items sitting on desks or hitting them in the face. You need a big item. Like a cinder block. Or a sledgehammer. Throw it at them first, or hit them in the head with it first.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Boyz R DUM

Preach it Sister!

And no, men do not see small items sitting on desks or hitting them in the face. You need a big item. Like a cinder block. Or a sledgehammer. Throw it at them first, or hit them in the head with it first.

Drop it on his foot.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Preach it Sister!

And no, men do not see small items sitting on desks or hitting them in the face. You need a big item. Like a cinder block. Or a sledgehammer. Throw it at them first, or hit them in the head with it first.

Drop it on his foot.

Smack 'em over the head, then drop it on the foot, then place it on the desk.

 

[saddina]

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Good, now calcualte the appromiate sqft of the ceiling and see how many holes/ft that averages out to.

 

[Orchid]

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I could hack it as long as it was a CLEAN Amish family. Some of them....OMG....the BO smell....

 

[saddina]

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I'd LOVE to shoot some wild hogs! DH and I would like to bag a few each.

My understanding is that they are really aggressive and will attack you. I've only seen them while in my truck and plan to keep it that way. They do massive damage! I hear they are pretty tasty too. I'd love to go alligator hunting, I think it would be cool! DH is not so impressed. And yes I like the show Swamp people LOL.

There's a show on one of the discovery channels (we get like 5 of them, i picked the educational tier for cable) that is all hog hunting, caught a few episodes.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Good, now calcualte the appromiate sqft of the ceiling and see how many holes/ft that averages out to.

That's more math than I know.

 

[LarryPQ]

worst morning trip ever.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Did you drive or walk?

 

[Orchid]

Debi, I'm sorry your DH2B was thinking everything is all about HIM and hurt your feelings in the process.

Algae, still hanging in there. *shakes head* Won't they at least let you walk the halls?

Beaner, whatcha getting for a tattoo?

Laree, sorry you have hurt yourself. There's something about being a tall female that seems to lend itself to inexplicable injuries and general clumsiness. (Which doesn't explain Beaner's problem, I know.)

maple...cute neighbor...teehee

My DH accidentally made me cry yesterday when he asked if I thought we would have to have my old gelding put down this fall. He felt SO bad. But I managed to squeak out that if we do, he has to make the arrangements, and he was fine with that, so I'm glad that conversation is out of the way for now.

In other news, on the way to work I got behind a semi truck hauling manure, a hugenormous field sprayer thing and a log truck. Plus I saw a man who was so rotund that I could hear his flipflops begging for mercy from inside my car. Welcome to life in northern MN...