Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[wegotchickens]

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Next time try using a pitchfork instead of a spade.

Bless your poor heart!!

 

[Orchid]

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Next time try using a pitchfork instead of a spade.

Bless your poor heart!!

Hey now, I do know enough to know that can be taken in more than one way!

Thanks, next year I will try a pitchfork instead.

 

[LarryPQ]

You'd fight if you could see him move his hips....

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We have just established that you and I will never fight over boys.

 

[maple]

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Yes, margies all around. We're going to drink lunch today.

Might as well. Check this out. I come home from my run to find one of my neighbors parked in my driveway trying to steal my black cat. She said my cat looks just like her neighbors cat and she was going to take her back. What? And my stupid cat let the woman pick her up and didn't fuss until she was getting in the car. Scratched the woman on her way out and now the lady is all has your cat had all her shots? Do I need to go to the doctor? I'm thinking do I need to get the police over here or what?

Then! I back into my driveway, pull my key out of the ignition, turn around to get something out of the back seat, drop the key and now I can't find it. Really. I've pulled everything out of the car and I cannot find the key.

So, I'm having a cup of coffee and I'm thinking "what would Maple do?" I think she would go take a nap. I'm not sleepy so that's no help. Hmmm

I TOTALLY laughed out loud...yup, I lol'd.

And know what else I would do? I would have started singing "Cat scratch fever" to that lady and moving my hand like a paw going to scratch and then I would have started running around her car growling and hissing. ah yup...teach you to come on my propertay!!!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Next time try using a pitchfork instead of a spade.

Bless your poor heart!!

Hey now, I do know enough to know that can be taken in more than one way!

Thanks, next year I will try a pitchfork instead.

No, that was genuine sympathy that you can't be a southerner. No really.....

There's stil a knack to it, even with a pitchfork. But at least the pitchfork finds the taters and leave most of the dirt behind.

 

[sparkles2307]

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We have just established that you and I will never fight over boys.


These are abs.

 

[maple]

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and chicken and duck and turkey poo...and cat barf....and a lil moldy slimy watermelon....

 

[wegotchickens]

I like Sparky's guy better than Laree's....

 

[sparkles2307]

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Hey now, I do know enough to know that can be taken in more than one way!

Thanks, next year I will try a pitchfork instead.

No, that was genuine sympathy that you can't be a southerner. No really.....

There's stil a knack to it, even with a pitchfork. But at least the pitchfork finds the taters and leave most of the dirt behind.

I just pull the ones I can find by poking my fingers in the dirt. DH can have the rest.

 

[maple]

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These are abs.
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just a dadburn minute...WHAT did I just walk into???? Hot dog!!! g scrolls back a page or two instead of starting at 30 pages back.