Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[pbjmaker]

I have a really dry, dark sense of humor and I like the quirky.

 

[Orchid]

OMGoodness I just had a carpenter in here who smelled like a 16 year old boy's gym socks at the end of May.

Gag wheeze hack die.

 

[LarryPQ]

Orchy's getting all hot and bothered. Gross.

 

[mclevinson]

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And I work from home a little. Very little. And I don't get paid either, so here I am! Stick around Pbj

 

[Orchid]

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Oh, you should see this guy. Really. He looks like what I imagine Rip Van Winkle looked like when he woke up. Skeletal, long hair, long beard, kinda hunches over. Super nice guy but he smokes a lot of...uh...funny stuff and drinks a lot, so there are two versions of him - the one you see during the day at work and the one who calls and leaves drunk messages on our business answering machine on Saturday nights.

He's a trip.

 

[Orchid]

By the way:


Who slept on an ironing board for 100 years?



Rip Van WRinkle.

 

[sparkles2307]

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OBVIOUSLY he's got a AC or sewage issue

 

[mclevinson]

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*Snort*

When geese fly South for winter, one side of the "V" formation is always longer than the other. You know why?

























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'Cause theres more geese on that side!

 

[Orchid]

McFly, we better never have a couple of adult beverages together.

Okay, I'm off to the races. Otherwise known as my life after work.

Be good for bad, everyone!

 

[mclevinson]

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Off to get crackers and kids. Maybe I'll cheap and get a pre-roasted turkey breast for dinner too.