Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

Squirrely hasn't been around lately.....

WHY ARE ALL THE RATS ABANDONING THE SHIP!?!?

 

[Southernbelle]

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I'm only laughing because I have that same issue.

The only time IN MY LIFE I didn't have bumpy hips was when I was marginally successful at puking so its not worth it if thats how I get to have normal looking hips....

I'll take the bumpy hips, too, if the alternative is puking.

I had enough of that with 4 pregnancies.

I usually wear jeans anyway.

 

[sparkles2307]

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The only time IN MY LIFE I didn't have bumpy hips was when I was marginally successful at puking so its not worth it if thats how I get to have normal looking hips....

I'll take the bumpy hips, too, if the alternative is puking.

I had enough of that with 4 pregnancies.

I usually wear jeans anyway.

Coworker posts on facebook non-stop about how she made this new recipe that was only 104 calories and she just ate a skittle and is SO full now and oh she almost lost that last 4 ounces!!! So I'm slightly motivated to not look like human cottage cheese... but I also like to eat whatever I want in front of her and make sure she knows I'd rather be full and happy than skinny and eating raw red peppers or whatever craze of the week shes on.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Awwwwwwww....... Siblings are wonderful when they aren't trying to kill each other.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Awwwwwwww....... Siblings are wonderful when they aren't trying to kill each other.

Mine woke up on the homicidal side of the bed this morning....


meaning my kids, not my brother lol.

 

[Orchid]

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I'll take the bumpy hips, too, if the alternative is puking.

I had enough of that with 4 pregnancies.

I usually wear jeans anyway.

Ditto that. I HATE puking.

 

[Orchid]

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I noticed our population seems to be diminishing.

 

[sparkles2307]

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I'll take the bumpy hips, too, if the alternative is puking.

I had enough of that with 4 pregnancies.

I usually wear jeans anyway.

Ditto that. I HATE puking.

However, if The Office Adonis gave me his bugs.....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Dickies. They've got normal pants in teeny sizes

I need to try to tone my waist, I want to be able to wear leggings with sweater-dresses... and right now my hips do this weird out-in-out speed bump thing so sweater dresses or any other clingy clothing looks like giant potatoes....

Erm, yeah, I'm not a good friend to clingy tops. As much of a midget as I may be, my stomach is not what I want to focus on thanks.

Charlotte has taken to leggings, mini skirt and some weird shirt for the weekends. I don't get the look, reminds me way too much of the 80s. But her money bought the ugly clothes, so she can wear the ugly clothes. Thankfully, she doesn't get to wear that at school, never thought I'd love uniforms that much.

 

[sparkles2307]

OMG you are all going to die.



Friend-I-ditched-wedding-for and I were chatting about "remember when" and being kids, and I mentioned that I had "the talk" about a year ahead of her and our 3rd musketeer. We had a sleepover and they were talking about how many kids they wanted. I said "Well I don't want any kids ever so I'm just going to always wear pajama pants to bed!" (I'm so clever right!?!) and they both looked at me like "WTH???" lol. ANYWAYS, friend was teaching school about 8 years ago at a country school with all grades in one room and the topic came up between some Jr High boys... and this little 8yo boy says "You don't have to have kids just because you get married! You just can't give her any of those seeds!"